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Joke of the Day
"My friend asked me if the new Star Wars movie was in 3D I said yes, but they R2D2"
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"me: *rubs lamp* genie: I will grant you three wishes me: can you go away I'm rubbing this lamp"
"What's a French egg's favourite airforce? L'oueftwaffe."
"What's the real reason old men take Viagra? So they don't roll out of bed!"
"""Hey, did you get a haircut today?"" ""No, I got all of them cut."""
"Why couldn't the snake charmer charm his snake? He had a reptile dysfunction"
"What is a Dolphins favorite ingredient? All porpoise flour."
"How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it! How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way!"
"What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair!"
"A Mexican Magician... ...told his audience he'd disappear on the count of three. He began counting ""Uno, dos..."" And he disappeared without a tres."