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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a latte? Add $5 to a cup of coffee."
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"Black Friday is when Kim Kardashian shops for a new husband."
"Remember when double entry was an accounting term?"
"Where does a suicide bomber go when he dies? Everywhere"
"I planned on watching the super bowl tomorrow, but... My inflatable couch doesn't have enough air in it."
"How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up."
"What does a pirate say when he turns 80? Aye Matey. might be a repost sorry if it is!"
"""More like LOTION pictures!"" - awkward conversation in an adult movie theater before the show starts"
"I handle stress the way cats bathe in water."
"I wish the Antiques Roadshow guy had just told me how much my swords were worth without getting all nosy about where the blood came from."