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Joke of the Day

"What gives wookies cancer? Chewbacco"

"Q: If one horse is in the corral, running around the perimeter of the fence, and another horse is running free in a field, which one is singing, ""Don't Fence Me In""? A: Neither. Horses can't sing."

"What do you call 4 Mexicans in quick sand? Cuatro cinco"

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a guy, on the side of the highway reciting the alphabet backwards and trying to walk a straight line."

"I cuss around my kids so they understand proper useage, timing and inflection. Vocabulary is power."

"I was so poor growing up... For my 12th birthday, I got half a cake with 6 candles next to a mirror."

"My coworker is pregnant and they passed a card around and I didn't know what to write so I just put HAVE A GOOD BABY TANYA"

"Why were the people in the twin towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane."

"Too bad Bill Nye knows science because if he didn't he could be Bill Deny the Anti-Science Guy"

"I wish boxing was like wrestling so when the ref was distracted Manny Pacquiao would run in & hit Floyd Mayweather with a Stone Cold Stunner"