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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my whisky... 22 years old and mixed with coke."
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"Your Momma is so fat... ... when she wears a Malcolm X jacket helicopters try to land on her back."
"Went to dinner with a recovering alcoholic vegan who just quit smoking. Everything entering or leaving my mouth was offensive #WorstDateEver"
"What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples? A senior high school math problem."
"The doctor says to the old man ""Sir, i see what the problem is. You've got a suppository stuck in your ear!"" And the old man says, ""well, now i know what happened to my hearing aid!"""
"You wanna hear a joke? Women's rights"
"Friday always feels like Wile E. Coyote running off the cliff and Monday is when he looks down."
"What do you call two gay Irish partners? John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn"
"Why does the North Korean military always lose their battles? [xpost /r/meanjokes] Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor."
"A man died and the whole country was in mourning then it became the afternoon, followed by the evening and then the night."