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Joke of the Day
"Him: Why do you carry a knife? Me: A sword is harder to hide."
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"Jokes about PMT are like GMT. There's no physical line but there's signs that let you know when you've crossed it."
"Here's a mind bender my 8 year old son came up with: Why are trees green? For camouflage."
"Pretty fucked-up that your grandfather used to jerk it while thinking about Betty Boop drawings."
"What's the difference between a Terrorist training camp and a Pakistani kindergarten? Shit I dunno, I just fly the drone."
"Grand Theft Auto reminds me of Florida. Except one lets you shoot people without consequence and the other is a video game."
"You guys should stop with the 9/11 jokes. I think they're PLANE wrong! *sigh* EDIT: GRAMMAR CORRECTION"
"What's the best way to search a linen store? Undercover."
"My trip to the psychiatrist. Me: I have a crippling fear of backstories. Psychiatrist: So when did this begin? Me: AHHHHH!!!!!!"
"How does a poor man watch TV? with binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching."