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Joke of the Day

"A guy gets a phone call from a girls he likes. She says ""Come over, nobody's home!"" So he goes over, and nobody's home."

"What did the Hispanic Fireman name his twin sons? Jose & Hose-B"

"Girl: I can't wait to have kids! I babysit so I pretty much know what it's like to be a parent. It'll be easy. Me: *laughs for 20 minutes*"

"I clicked ""Going"" on a Facebook event last week but now I feel like staying in... *masked tough guys throw me in a van* ""You committed, pal"""

"Two cows are standing in a field. The first cow says, ""hey, I'm really worried about this mad cow disease going around"". The second cow says, ""I don't care, I'm a submarine!""."

"What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets."

"Why couldn't the banana get a date? It didn't have a peel."

"Friends don't let friends talk about Pi Lest they become irrational."

"It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper."

"Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window? He read that it was an invisible solid."