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Joke of the Day

"What's big and hairy and goes 'beep beep'? A monster in a traffic jam."

"Only assholes name drop. Bruce Springsteen told me that."

"What's the difference between Bill Clinton and JFK? One got his head blown off while the other got assasinated."

"Why can't Casper have kids? Cause he has a Halloweenie"

"The wedding Joke American People - I am going on a blind date. Indian People - I am going on a blind wedding."

"If there's ever a zombie outbreak, it should happen in Las Vegas Because what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas."

"A lot of people have a fear of flying. Not me. I have a fear of crashing and dying. #pussies #imbrave"

"What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler? The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry."

"Things I hate 1. haters 2. r/jokes 3. lists"

"Venus Williams has blamed her first round exit at Wimbledon to the balls not bouncing correctly. May I suggest for her to try some better fitting underwear?"