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Joke of the Day

"What month was King Kong born in? Ape-ril"

"What gun would Jesus outlaw first? A nail gun"

"Japan won't get Fallout 4 until December 17th, but that's okay, they got the original fallout 70 years before us."

"How can you tell if someone who's having a temper tantrum is on the phone? You get a tizzy signal!"

"My grandpa's a total perv My mom told me he had a stroke at my sisters dance recital!"

"Why do black people hate chainsaws? **RUN** NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA"

"Q: How many Chinese Red Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 10000 - to give the bulb a cultural revolution."

"I wish there was a way to keep in touch with dogs I meet outside of grocery stores."

"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing they are both stuck up bitches."

"My friend asked me why scuba divers always fall backwards into the water... I told him if they fell forwards they would still be in the boat."