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Joke of the Day
"What month was King Kong born in? Ape-ril"
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"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? Ones a crusty bus station and ones a busty crustacean....."
"What's your favourite onomatopoeic word? Mine's ""silence""."
"What are the odds? Daughter: Dad, I'm a lesbian Dad: Its cool 2nd Daughter: Dad, I'm also a lesbian Dad: OMG! Does anyone in this family like dick? Son: I do!"""
"What is the proper way to parallel park? Park somewhere else."
"How's a fart and a teenager alike? Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out."
"What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I don't know but it could always get a seat on a bus!"
"Son, you're kind of like rapunzel. But instead of letting your hair down you let everyone in your life down."
"I read that 83% of prison inmates are Christians...should I be concerned with my safety when I'm up in Heaven?"
"TOASTER OVEN: Do you really need another Hot Pocket? ME: You shut your mouth TO: If I shut my mouth will you stop putting Hot Pockets in it"