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Joke of the Day

"Mitt Romney says that people who are voting for Barack Obama don't work and don't pay taxes. I guess that means Romney is voting for Obama."

"if anyone tels u ""evryday is a gift, thats why its caled the present"" just say ""evryday begins in sadness, thats why its caled the mourning"""

"Click here for 17 facts about suicide methods..... #8 will blow your mind!"

"Angry kids are like toys. Wind them up and watch them go."

"Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot. "

"Wanna hear a joke? Non-corrupt african government."

"Where do Jewish kids with ADHD go for summer? Concentration camp."

"I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised."

"Why are camels called ""The Ships of the Desert?"" Because they're full of Arab semen."

"Join the food train Chew chew!!!"