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Joke of the Day

"So say some animals *were* injured in the making of a film. Is that listed in the credits or what? ""Bob hurt one bird. He's very sorry."""

"I hate when Doctors asks questions like . . . ""Are you sexually active?"" Depends on what you mean by ""active"". There are plenty of ""active"" volcanoes that haven't gone off in over 50 years."

"What's the difference between a chicken and a pussy? A chicken is easier to eat if you bone it first."

"What does an Asian prostitute say to asbestos workers? Meso horny."

"What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard? Edward Snowed-in"

"What goes hum-choo hum choo? A bee with a cold !"

"My wife asked for the broom... And I said, ""Why? Are you going somewhere?"""

"Frog in a car A frog is driving a car when it breaks down. So what happens? It gets toad away."

"According to my mate 3 genders exist. Female Male And mental illness"

"Since it started raining all my girlfriend has done is look through the window. If it gets any worse I'm thinking about letting her in."