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Joke of the Day
"What is the hungriest mineral that exists? Apatite"
Next Joke
"I'm off to the store got your wallet? yes you sure? YES *hour later wife turns on news and I'm being chased by 6 cop cars and a helicopter*"
"Random woman in the store: What's in your mom's tummy? 5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby? 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it."
"If a blue man lives in the blue house, a red man lives in the red house, and a green man lives in the green house, who lives in the white house? an orange man"
"Scientists believe that one day we will find Sasquatch, just... not Yeti."
"Now that we have finally started to accept LGBT people inour society... ...I think Iowans will soon follow"
"What is worse, ignorance or apathy? I don't know, and i don't care.."
"What do bees do with their honey? They cell it."
"Why can't the shepherd remember how many he had sex with? --- he keeps falling asleep when he counts them."
"Spent all night being teased by Medusa. Now I'm hard as a rock."