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Joke of the Day
"I did a stand up gig once for the homeless. I said ""It's nice to see so many bums on seats""."
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"So two snare drums and a cymbal fall on the ground... *BA* *DUM* *TSSHHHH*"
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"What do Romans use to cut pizza Little Caesars"