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Joke of the Day

"Where do you bury a donkey? In an asshole!"

"What's one of the worst things you can come across when surfing the web? Your keyboard"

"I just watched a squirrel bury a nut in my front yard. I'm going to dig it up and replace it with a Cadbury egg. That'll blow his Lil mind"

"TV playback craziness [Through the eyes of Adrienne Hedger](https://www.facebook.com/HedgerHumor/photos/pb.630201143662377.-2207520000.1443863939./1179935295355623/?type=3&theater). :)"

"I was just eating cashews and one of them fell into my bra. Is it still a cashew or is it a chestnut now?"

"What was the pig when he got laryngitis...? He was dis-gruntled!"

"Chainsaws: because ""The Texas Weed-whacker Massacre"" just wasn't scary enough"

"Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff? So it would push back."

"What did the sexual predator chicken say about the donkey? I don't think it'll fit in that ass."

"Trigonometry Why can't Irish do trigonometry? They can't tan. Why can't Christians do trigonometry? They can't sin. Why can't the rest of us trigonometry? Just cos."