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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't the pig run? He pulled his hamstring!"

"8/10 black men say they enjoy shower sex. The other two haven't been to prison"

"""No, no, I said I'm a PEDALPHILE. I'm super into bicycling. So that's a no go on the job now, huh?"""

"What happens to sex bombs later in life? They become box-office bombs"

"Once upon a time in india a american tourist came to saw tazmahal , he was astonished that indian are daily bathing didn't need a deodorant for hide the body odour, ,,, he is so jealous"

"To get to the other side. Why did the chicken use the time machine?"

"I got an invite to a wedding that said ""black tie only""... But when I got there, everyone else was in tuxedos."

"I have a degree in men's studies. It's called ""world history"". #TRUMP 2016! YOU CAN'T STUMP THE TRUMP!"

"I got my first A+ on a test today... It was a blood test..."

"It won't be the alcohol or cigarettes that kill me. It'll be me laughing at an inappropriate time."