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Joke of the Day

"One of the best ways to prepare for marriage is to wait 15 minutes in your car before going anywhere."

"What do you call a minion that falls on a grill? Filet mignon"

"What is the difference between an Irish drinking song and a Country drinking song? You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing."

"What do you call someone who gets Praise and Merit on Reddit? Creddit!!!!"

"[Serious] Have any animals besides humans been shown to exhibit humor in their social interactions? Looking for anyone with specific knowledge of this. Any zoolologists out there?"

"In high school, everyone used to call me the class clown it was probably because of the face paint."

"I think I made up a joke. What do rappers use to wash their clothes? BLEEE-AAAACH!"

"What happened to the man who sent a group of crows to the insane asylum? He went to jail because he commit a murder."

"Say what you will about grammar nazis At least they aren't anti-semantic."

"I'll bet you $46,368.86 you can't guess how much I owe my Bookie."