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Joke of the Day
"Jokes about unemployed people aren't funny. They just don't work."
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"What did Caesar say when he went to the whorehouse? Veni Vidi Veni"
"*unrolls blueprints of a dick* no no no this part has got to go. dont know what this does... gone. lets put a ruby here. in the shaft"
"the crow was calling my name thought cah"
"NSFW - Want to hear a dirty Joke? The white horse rolled in the mud. Hiyo. Try the salisbury steak I'll be here all week. (I know its an old one, but it always made me laugh)"
"Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory? He threw out all the computers with ""dy"" on them."
"""What's the difference between a gnome and an elf?"" Gnomenclature."
"A boy has a stunning realization and confronts his mother Boy: Mum! Why am I black and you're white? Mum: Considering all the crazy shit I've done years ago, you should be glad you aren't barking"
"The greatest trick The Devil ever pulled was NOT letting his friends and family know he was good with computers."
"Do you think my skin is starting to show its age?"" ""I can't tell. There are too many wrinkles."""