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Joke of the Day
"TIFU in Subway Oops, wrong sub!"
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"We should hang out and stare at our phones."
"Dear toilet paper makers, We've all unexpectedly run out at some point. Please make the tube in the middle softer. Sincerely, Our asses."
"Fancy Dress My mate and I decided to go to a fancy dress but he was adamant that we had to go dressed as Tom Chaplin and Jesse Quin. I wasn't very Keane on the idea."
"My friends all say I'm extremely condescending... ...that means I talk down to people."
"In Russia, Pokemon find you."
"Who always wins at musical chairs? Rosa Parks"
"Me: Treat yo self My Bank Account: DO NOT TREAT YO SELF"
"Why couldn't the pregnant horse sing? Because she was getting a little hoarse"
"Why do Jews never deck the halls on christmas? Because of the holly cost."