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Joke of the Day
"Why did the bike fall over Because it was two tired"
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"Anyone know any kid-friendly jokes about burgers? Extra points if it can be about a burger monster (don't ask)."
"A good friend is like a four leaf clover: sometimes you accidentally run them over with a lawnmower"
"F(x) walks into a bar the bartender looks at him and says ""Sorry we don't cater for functions"""
"My wife & I couldn't agree on which psychic to go to. They were all sad and depressing. ""What did you do?"" We finally found a happy medium"
"I'm getting sick of eating airline food all the time Said the Malaysian shark."
"According to science... Apaprnlety hmoosxeulas aer brililnat at unscarbmnlig snetnecse."
"College doesn't prepare you for holding in farts in the workplace."
"Did you hear they are trucking tons of coal to Mt. Rushmore? There going to add Obama."
"Cooking two tortillas at the same time like some kind of Mexican DJ."