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Joke of the Day

"A good friend is like a four leaf clover: sometimes you accidentally run them over with a lawnmower"

"What is Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAAAAAAAAAND EEEEEEEEYE"

"How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow blower? You hand the bitch a shovel."

"If Love is like Chemistry. I am a noble gas."

"""Sir, how may I help you?"" *swivels around in chair* -- A coffee please! ""Did you bring that chair in here?"" *reclines back* --- Maybe?"

"A guy once told me that his favorite pastime was calculating averages. I asked him, ""What do you mean?"""

"How do you catch a wild bra? Set a booby trap."

"There was a massive fight in the chip shop yesterday! A fish got battered."

"Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours? Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !"

"A man was eaten when he attempted to tell a joke directly to a crocodile's mouth. He didn't live to tell the tail."