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Joke of the Day

"A good friend is like a four leaf clover: sometimes you accidentally run them over with a lawnmower"

"Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio? The nearest ISOBAR!!"

"H G Wells walked into a library and asked for a book on Time Travel. ""Bugger off""said the librarian, ""you didn't bring it back"""

"How can you tell when a Jew is pissed? They begin menschstrating"

"Isn't it somewhat ironic that a woman who. hasn't been clean for years managed to die in a bath?"

"Nick: Can you tell me the way to Bath? Rick: I use soap and water personally."

"A priest, a homosexual, and a paedophile walk into a bar...... And then a second guy walks in"

"How do you find Will Smith in a snowy forest? You look for his fresh prints. ( )"

"A man is talking to a rabbi and asks, ""Do you charge a lot for your circumcisions?"". The rabbi says, ""No, I just keep the tips."""

"Can't find your children? Try turning off the wifi. They appear suddenly."