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Joke of the Day

"I was gonna make a Justin Bieber joke.. But, Sorry."

"Did you hear about the family of racist chicken detectives? They're called the Clue Clucks Clan"

"Why dont men like...nsfw Why don't men like... Prison? Butt rape. Aliens? Anal probes. Doctors? Prostate exams. Gays? Well I think you see where I'm going here."

"Him: I'd go to the end of the world for you! Me: Well... what are you waiting for then?"

"My priest told me that my inner kid in me is still young... I don't think the inner kid in him is as young as the kid he was in."

"Galadriel told Frodo only he could destroy the ring. Smokey Bear said only YOU can prevent wildfires. Frodo did his job; did you do yours?"

"I knew a website with a lot of zelda stuff But I forgot the link."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Apple ! Apple who ? Apple the door myself!"

"My mother-in-law's coming,,,,, I had to clear out half my closet so she has a place to hang upside down and sleep"

"Did you know that New York has two capitals? N and Y."