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Joke of the Day

"I just burned my fingers in boiling oil and screamed ""OOH OOH AHH AHH"" like a monkey it was a chip pan,see"

"Alien joke. I feel sorry for the aliens....that live in the third world country."

"A duckling joke Why do baby ducks walk softly? Because they can't walk, hardly."

"What do you call a snake that studies past events? A HISSSSStorian."

"Hey, look at the bright side... oh I'm sorry, YOU don't have one of those."

"Someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds Poor bastard."

"Why was the heroin dealer arrested at the basketball game? He was talking smack."

"Heroin is like a baby.. ..it feels so amazing to have in your arms."

"Probably not the first time you heard this. But, I have two very good qualities. One is memory, and I forgot the other one."

"Ninja level hiding skills! Why do you never see Hippos hiding up in trees?? Because they are so darn good at it."