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Joke of the Day

"Him: Come check out my church! Me: Him: They play rock music! Me: Him: It's cool! Me: Does it have church in it? Him: Yes... Me: *click*"

"Always wanted to call people who don't like astronomy ""Galactos Intolerant"""

"Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28 days ? Pupil: All of them !"

"What's long and green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger."

"I've spent three hours investigating this chicken and I still can't find his nuggets."

"I'm never buying a fish fryer from Linkin Park ever again. I fried so hard, and got sole far, but in the end it doesn't even batter!"

"She:I'm furious with my son He's playing Doctor with Neighbor's daughter He:Its curiosity about sex She:Sex? He's taken her appendix out"

"Dad: Why do you smell like weed? Me: How do you know what weed smells like?! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :("

"People don't like my jokes. People don't like my jokes, and that's fine because I'm not punny."

"The Lion, the Witch and a fabulous fashion sense What did the Lion say to the Witch when she caught him coming out of the wardrobe? ""My sexual preference is Narnia business."""