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Joke of the Day
"Did you know condoms had serial numbers? I guess you've never had to roll it down that far"
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"I have, a really beautiful body under my floor boards"
"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dre"
"Started my new healthy diet today. Breakfast is 2 almonds, I lick an apple for lunch, and dinner is yelling at a picture of myself naked."
"Someone asked me how I view Lesbian relationships... and apparently, ""in HD"" wasn't the correct answer."
"What happened to the tasty noun? Verbatim."
"Any woman deserves sex, but not every woman a second time."
"Just killed a spider IN MY BED!! So if you need me, I'll be burning down my home and looking for a new place to live."
"I didn't realise how lonely I was... I didn't realise how lonely I was, until I decided my favourite sexual position was right-handed."
"Cheesy Joke If you're gonna make a cheesy joke, Cheddar make it Gouda."