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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the fat duck have any friends? Because he was ostrich-sized."
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"Call out to CAN_ZIGZAG: what do they call it when a mechanic frees up a stuck gearshift? Manumission"
"Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink."
"I met a pirate the other day, whose parrot was saying, ""Pieces of seven! Pieces of seven!"" I said, ""Shouldn't that be pieces of eight?"" The pirate replied, ""Arrrrr, it's a parroty error."""
"When the ex asks to be friends... it's like your mum telling you that your dog is dead but you can keep it."
"I like homophobes Homophones, I mean homophones!"
"Getting a PhD is like an erection, it's long and hard.... unless you're Chinese."
"I bet the butcher the other day that he couldn't reach the meat that was on the top shelf He refused to take the bet, saying that the steaks were too high."
"Two dyslexics.. walk into a bra."
"What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon? They go on peck-nics !"