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Joke of the Day

"A young boy walked up to his father and asked, ""Dad, does a lawyer ever tell the truth?"" The father thought for a moment. ""Yes, son. Sometimes a lawyer will do anything to win a case."""

"Whats better than winning silver at the paralympics? Not being a cripple."

"What do you call a gay herbal doctor? A homeosexual."

"""I'll put this somewhere I won't lose it."" (I'll hide it somewhere I'll never see it again.)"

"""Those who can't do, teach..."" And those who can't teach... [teach gym.](/spoiler)"

"How do Germans tie their shoes? In little Nazis"

"What do you call a Nun on a motorcycle? A bad habit"

"The butcher I worked with got behind in his work. He got his butt stuck in the meat grinder."

"I so want to be in a relationship. I want to account for everything I do. Answer to someone when I come home late. And get dragged over the coals for not calling a hundred times a day."

"Did you hear they finally published that book about clocks? It's about time."