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Joke of the Day

"What do defensive linemen and porn stars have in common? At some point both of them have said to themselves ""This sack is going to make my career."""

"Go ahead, make up your own joke and think of it fondly as you read this."

"What did Gandhi fight for? Nothing, he was against violence."

"Bad enough that literally no one showed up for my Super Bowl party today, but now I can't even find the game on tv to watch."

"Eggs What does an embryo say when it's serious? No yolk!"

"Why do they carry Marines around on Naval ships? Because sheep would be too obvious."

"Why was Hitler doomed to fail? because jew wrongs don't make a riech"

"I resolve that in 2010 I will kick my procrastination habit in 2011."

"I hate listening to music during sex... There honestly aren't many good 30 second songs out there."

"An owl told me a great joke the other day. Oh man, *it was a hoot*!"