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Joke of the Day

"Gary Johnson in an Interview.. Reporter: Knock Knock! Gary Johnson: Who's there? Reporter: What is Alep Gary Johnson: What is Alepwho? Reporter: a-are you serious?"

"My dog would not stop digging a hole. so when he died we berried him in the holes he was digging. he was a wired dog he was!!!!!"

"What's the best part of split-pea soup? The cut up peaness."

"My girl asks why I love chocolate so much. Well, I have several Reisens..."

"I realized I was maybe not the best listener when a friend had to come out to me twice."

"Suicide terrorists: jokes on you! Virgins totally suck. Have fun jerking off while she cries."

"The IRS is going to start garnishing my wages. I think I'll enjoy getting a sprig of parsley in my paycheck."

"What is Forest Gump's password? 1forest1"

"What do you feed a fat vampire? One stake should be enough"

"How good are you at powerpoint? I Excel at it!"