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Joke of the Day

"Why cant you suprise a snow man? Because its an inanimate object."

"I hate it when auto-correct changes my ""omg"" to ""OMG"" like, chill out, I'm not that surprised."

"When the wife and kids go on vacation, I always keep the neighbors on edge by placing rectangular mounds of dirt throughout the yard."

"""Women are crazy!"" ""Did one try to murder you unprovoked?"" ""No I just disappeared from her life with no notice & she went all PSYCHO on me."""

"Say what you want about Russian Athletes But their training regimen is pretty dope"

"Superman is using his supervision... And sees Wonder Woman lying naked in her bed! He breaks through her window and picks her up. ""Surprised?"" He asks. ""Not as surprised as invisible man!"""

"Stupid joke I made up, 101: Where does a sandwich go when it gets good grades? Honor roll."

"Is it possible to have a joke that is not racist/sexist/politically incorrect or commenting on stereotypes? Challenge for reddit. Curious"

"Driving through a tunnel isn't much fun. It's really just a bore."

"Why can't ghosts have babies? Because they have Hollow-Weenies!"