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Joke of the Day
"How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke? You skip the punchline."
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"Did you hear about the Indian who drank too much tea? He drowned in his teepee. -My Uber Driver"
"I've always been bad at studying for tests.. ...but recently I noticed I work a lot harder while listening to the 50 shades of Grey soundtrack"
"How to freak someone out. 1. Find someone on Facebook with the same name as you. 2. Steal their profile picture. 3. Poke them."
"What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband? I'm sorry but I love another Juan."
"This one earned some cutting remarks. If it weren't for the table saw accident, I wouldn't be half the person I am today."
"Prank: put a bucket of water on top of the door, then shoot your roommate in the stomach. When the cops come, they get soaking wet!"
"How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit."
"Regarding hungergames mockingjay Who is jay? and why are they always mocking him?"
"Don't forget to make the strands of dead cells growing from ur skull look cute so u can attract a potential mate."