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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a North Korean Gorilla? King Kong Un (From my younger brother)."
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"I once farted in an Apple store... It's not my fault they don't have windows."
"Some people want Puerto Rico to become the 51st State... I say let's do it, and find two more new states. Then we'd have 53 states. A nice PRIME number... ONE NATION - INDIVISIBLE"
"Why did everyone want to invite the mushroom to the party... Cause he was a fungi"
"Some people won't try bacon for religious reasons. I won't try religion for bacon reasons."
"Coworker: Guess what day it is? Me: Don't. CW: Guess what day it is? Me: Don't. CW: It's hum.. [30 min later] Cop: So you stapled his lips?"
"If you're a vegan and an atheist and a runner, how do you choose which way to annoy people in a conversation first?"
"Transitioning to a Smurf Today I'm excited to announce I'm transitioning to a Smurf...starting with my balls."
"Just saw the hottest DILF! (it was glazed)"
"Got Christmas card glitter all over me and now I can't stop stripping."