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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Bill Clinton and JFK? One got his head blown off while the other got assasinated."

"A Polish guy goes for eye test. Doctor points towards the last line on Eye Test Chart, S I S Z T R Z T O W S K I Doctor, ""Can you read that?"" Polish guy, "" Read that? I fucking know that guy!!!"""

"Why do boys walk fast and girls speak more? Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth."

"What is a suicidal Weebs favorite anime? Bleach."

"Why do aliens always disembark via ramp? Do they have problems with stairs? Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible?"

"I'm texting random phone numbers with ""I just saw your Facebook Status. LOL""!"

"Mr Clause caught Mrs Clause cheating on him. What a ho ho ho."

"just a thought... if Jesus was born a Jew and his father is God, does that mean god is Jewish?"

"Clickbait. What did you expect? Honestly."

"my drafts folder is a lot like all of my exes. they totally made sense in my head at the time, but now I cringe when I look at them."