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Joke of the Day
"Waiter there is a fly in my soup! I know but unfortunately we are out of turtle."
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"How does Michael J Fox take his martinis? Shaken. Not stirred"
"Why is my Chinese girlfriend so bitchy? Well it's true, you are what you eat."
"Why did the Mexican decide to become a Buddhist? He wanted to become Juan with everything."
"*trips a girl and catches her* Haha looks like you're falling for me *winks* *gets slapped*"
"What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists? No strings attached"
"What's a Pirates favorite letter? You would think its R, but but it's really the C!"
"God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change cuz I don't want to get up and find the remote."
"What did the pink panther have all over his house after he fumigated for insects? dead ants... dead ants... dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead aaaaantsss"
"Do you know the story of a penguin that breathed with his ass? It sat down and died."