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Joke of the Day
"What's a Pirates favorite letter? You would think its R, but but it's really the C!"
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"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? [chokes]"
"Jesus may have turned water into wine But I turned a whole student loan check into vodka"
"Jealous of how pineapples always have cool hair."
"What's a black person of the United States called? A frickin' American. What'd you expect, something racist?"
"""wat can i say.. im a people person"" said the man who was MADE OUT OF PEOPLE"
"How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? He felt his presents!"
"Ever listened to 90s R&B lyrics? Sex you up? Licky boom-boom down? No wonder none of us know what the hell were doing in relationships"
"Who supports Romney Bernie Madoff"
"What do you call a group of men with flat butts? Assless Chaps"