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Joke of the Day

"*Works out on rowing machine *Breaks rowing machine *Doesn't know own strength *Buys Doritos to celebrate *Can't open bag"

"I don't think people understand the potential ramifications when they say to me ""just be yourself""."

"What's a mobster porn actress called? Sunny Corleone!"

"It's like sex while camping.. it's fucking intense"

"What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber? Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar"

"Did you hear about the fire at the cheese factory? Nearly a total loss... All that was left was de-brie."

"What do you call a pig that can't be seen? Hamouflage"

"Shouldn't there have been ONE scene in The Karate Kid where Daniel's mom was like ""Why are you constantly in that old man's shed?"""

"why are dubstep artists so bad at fishing? They always drop the bass"

"First rule of flight club...no penguins."