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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a pig that can't be seen? Hamouflage"
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"What's a panda's favourite drink? Bambooze"
"When you're feeling down just remember you are unique Just like everyone else"
"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass."
"Alcohol activates the ""we need to take pictures now!"" center of your brain."
"My toddler stole bacon off my plate. We all had a good laugh. Then I made her move out."
"What do you call a sad coffee? A depresso hahaha fuck you all"
"Don't describe two completely different things as ""apples and oranges"" they're both fruit Say something like ""elephants and crystal meth"""
"""It's obviously not real, you dumb impressionable twats"" ...every time people get up in arms over fake articles"
"- The DC Cinematic Universe"