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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Walrus go to the Tupperware store? Because he wanted a tight seal."
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"Top 3 questions asked by my parents: 3) How's the business? 2) Do you have a girlfriend? 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator?"
"What do you call a epileptic roman emperor? Just had a Seizure. (too those who dont get it read it out loud quickly)"
"If you can't beat the record, you can beat up its owner."
"What do you call a witch who drives really badly? A road hag."
"Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost."
"Did you hear the one about the philosophical dentist? He wanted to transcend dentalism."
"The Wall Street protesters are right... There is no Jobs."
"What rock group has 4 members that don't sing? Mount Rushmore"
"Does life imitate art or does art imitate life? Either way I've lost 1000 dollars playing poker with these dogs"