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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Walrus go to the Tupperware store? Because he wanted a tight seal."

"A racist, a sexist and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender says: ""Hey Bill, drinking alone tonight?"""

"I booked a suite at a 5 star hotel and when my girlfriend arrived,on the bed spelled out in rose petals was ""be right out,I'm taking a shit"""

"I don't know what my wife is most upset about today. The fact that she caught me having sex with her mother this morning or the fact that her mother died during her sleep last night."

"Why do Muslims hate Reddit? Haram be everywhere"

"Why do whites call it reverse racism? because, only whites are racist."

"What is the difference between a tire and a black man? The tire doesn't start singing when you chain it."

"My car keeps pulling to the right forcing me to steer left. Either the alignment is off or I'm trying to drive a Republican."

"Straight guys, don't act like an asshole when a gay guy hits on you... ...because then they'll definitely wanna fuck you."

"What is the most popular hacking tool preferred by hackers in Bangladesh? machetes"