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Joke of the Day

"I have been reporting moms on Facebook who brag about how perfect their lives are as fake news."

"I've already accomplished* so much today *been afraid of a goose"

"When is a woman too fat to fuck? When you pull her panties to her knees and there's still pussy in them."

"Andy was away from school for 2 days because he had a flu. On the third day when he went back to school his teacher told him how he felt. I feel with my hands Miss !"

"Here's a good one my dad told me.. A sober Irishman walks out of a bar.."

"What was the scary guy on Tinder doing? Intimidating others."

"What do you call a Jew with a pH lower than 7? ....hasidic I'll let myself out now. I know that was matzo good..."

"What's the difference between a raccoon and a boner? I don't have a raccoon."

"What do you call a Mexican Baptism? Bean Dip."

"A gay couple decides to have some fun and play hide and seek... Jim: if you find me, I'll give you a blowjob! Mike: and if I don't find you? Jim: I'll be behind the couch."