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"How are 6 women like a golf course? NSFW 18 holes"
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"Why can't the motorcycle get up on its own? It's two tired."
"Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, ""Is it hot in here or is it just me?"" The other one looks at him and replies, ""HOLY SHIT, A TAKING MUFFIN!!"""
"Cop: you failed to obey the stop sign Me: I got lost in the music C: what song? M: I'd rather not say C: what song?!? M: I saw the sign"
"Cashier: What does your tattoo say? Me: It doesn't talk. Cashier: Ya, but what does it say? Me: IT DOESN'T TALK. Cashier: Ok, Ma'am."
"What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Asked my buddy ""What would you call an elephant and a rhino mixed?"". He looks at me and says ""Shit man, Helliphino""."
"What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing... It just waved."
"A man walked into a cafe in Mexico... ""Hello!"" he says to a squeamish waiter. ""Do you have any Mexican Jews?"" ""Hmm... let me check in the back"" the waiter replied. That's when the condom broke."
"What do you get if you cross a skunk and a balloon? A creature that stinks to high heaven!"
"Psychic: reads my mind My mind: waelcome to my kitchennnnnn.... We have bananis...... And avocadi"