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Joke of the Day

"I just made an April Fool's joke. Too soon?"

"Q: What does a king do when he burps? A: He issues a royal pardon."

"Peter Parker was lucky that radioactive spider bit his hand not his ass or he'd have shot out web every time he farted."

"What ship will never set sail for OP?"

"What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's pop corn?"

"I see Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn't believe in any God the most. Oh, no..wait.. that never happens."

"What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary? I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out"

"If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive."

"Why is Islam so unethical towards its employees Ironically, it's all about prophets"

"If I was Phil Collins I'd rub my belly after every meal and say 'I'm Full Collins', then insist everyone either laughed or left my house."