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Joke of the Day

"Peter Parker was lucky that radioactive spider bit his hand not his ass or he'd have shot out web every time he farted."

"Why do Irishmen drink all the time? You would too if you were a ginger"

"What's the most immature gaming console? Ninutendo 69"

"HER: it's pretty sad when people are incapable of moving beyond small talk ME: do you like things?"

"It's all fun and games until you notice the ""rocket"" in your son's Lego launchpad came from the drawer in your nightstand."

"What did the bee say to his wife? No on knows. It's a Mister Bee."

"Since married famous people often mix names, shouldn't Hillary and Bill's be... Hillbilly?"

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because number 7 is Luis Suarez, and he'll eat 9, 10, 11 and the rest of your team. (Disclaimer: The joke above is only applicable when he plays for Liverpool)"

"What did Missy Elliot say to Tony Abbot? Is it worth it?"

"What does my penis and bus have in common? They're both short"