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Joke of the Day

"What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Nacho cheese. ...Ba-doom-tish."

"What do you call a woman in the living room? A tourist."

"I wanted to tell an NSA joke... But I feel like they've heard them all before."

"(Animal school) Lion: That's my desk Wildebeast: Sorry, I'm gnu -5 minutes later Sloth: *slowly falling from chair* Ha. Ha. Ha. Gnu!"

"Happy National Alienate Several Friends By Calling One Friend Your Best Friend Day."

"My gym bag is so funny. Today it was like ""What does the outside of your car trunk look like?"" and ""What's a gym?"""

"How do Russians put windows in? Putin Windows duh."

"What do you call a phallic shaped potato? A dictator."

"What's the odd one out? What's the difference between your meat, you wife, an egg and a blowjob? You can beat your meat, your wife and an egg, but you can't beat a blowjob!"

"Butter Sometimes when I am baking I mix I can't believe it's not butter and butter, so that way I have I kinda believe that some of this might be butter."