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Joke of the Day

"Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by you again?"

"What does the herpetologist do when the sexual reproduction experiment is over? Turns off his monitor."

"Did you hear the one about the 2 gay ghosts? They kept giving each other the willies!"

"I do not discriminate between white-collar and blue-collar workers Because I am collar-blind."

"Why Do Tigers Have Stripes? Because They Don't Want To Be Spotted"

"Why so the French line their streets with trees? So the Germans can march in the shade"

"Restaurant Hostess: ""Sorry about the wait."" Me: ""It's okay, you don't need to apologize for being overweight."""

"Schrodingers cat walks into a bar ... and doesn't."

"I thought I might be pregnant. It turns out I'm just three months fat."

"Not sure what to watch tonight.... American Horror Story on FX or the one on ABC, NBC, CBS, Fox, CNN, CNBC and MSNBC."