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Joke of the Day
"I thought I might be pregnant. It turns out I'm just three months fat."
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"Sexually and mentally confused white bear Bipolar bear"
"You know times are hard when you call 911 for an ambulance and they tell you to have gas money ready."
"Subway is definitely the healthiest fast food available because they make you get out of the car."
"Why was the dildo company so successful? Good product placement."
"Which country's currency weighs as much as it's worth? Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound."
"What does a Jewish pedophile say to a child? Do you want to buy a candy?"
"Which doesn't belong: Meat, a Blow Job, Your Wife, An Egg A Blowjob, you can beat your Meat, you can beat your wife, and you can beat an egg, but you can't beat a blow job"
"Why do SCUBA divers fall backwards out of boats? Because if they fell forwards, they'd land in the boat."
"What happened when the fat woman backed into the airplane propeller? Disaster."