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Joke of the Day

"Apple have talked about their most recent iPhone recently, The sales team seems to think it was a huge 6s"

"Two Centaurs Two centaurs are playing rough and things getting heated. Are they man-handling each other or just horsing around?"

"If you plug in a USB cord correctly on the first try, you shouldn't have to pay taxes for a year."

"They say a mind is a terrible thing to waste. You have nothing to worry about."

"As new head of Westboro Baptist Church, I'm expanding who God hates. To start: delivery guys, vegetarians, and people who do Sudoku."

"I just filled up my gas tank and went to a movie and bought a large soda and popcorn, I spent roughly 7000 dollars."

"My 4 year old niece's unintentional dirty joke. Why did the fan blow itself? Because it was turned on!"

"Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage. Lettuce pray."

"Dad joke Daughter: Dad, do you know what a Dad joke is? Me: Of course honey, its what comes out of a dad egg."

"Whats pink and smells awful? Your mums cunt lol"