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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between statutory rape and sex with a minor? Gender"
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"Me: Both of our hamsters died and we just can't part with them Taxidermist: Would you like them mounted? Me: Um no, just holding hands"
"The cat seems really pissed off. He must have only had 22 hours sleep."
"Some call it alcoholism, I call it ""keeping my emotions hydrated"""
"*takes a home pregnancy test* *finds out home is pregnant* *calls a carpenter to find out if it's gonna be a shed or a gazebo*"
"Don't have phone sex! You might get hearing aids."
"What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver? The bad golfer goes ::Whack:: ""Damn it!"" The bad sky diver goes ""Damn it!"" ::Whack::"
"I recently found an audio bible narrated by James Earl Jones Overall it was good, though the book of Luke seemed a bit forced"
"Why are locksmiths in Japan cooler than the rest of the world's locksmiths? Because in Japan they're rocksmiths. "
"Did you hear about Pala Deans new restaurant? They only serve crackers!"