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Joke of the Day
"Why did the smartphone go to jail... [OC] Because it was charged with battery"
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"Subway's Jared got famous for fitting into smaller pants... ...now he is known for hoping to get into really small pants."
"Q: What happened to the Polish National Library? A: Someone stole the book."
"Agitated I encountered a very nervous flea He said he gets his sleep in snatches."
"""What if we just throw some pretty-colored marshmallows in with some cat food?"" -inventor of Lucky Charms"
"I burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night. I should have used aloha setting."
"That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is ""act natural, you're innocent""."
"World's shortest poem titled.... Fleas Adam had `em"
"My girlfriend told me to take the spider out instead of killing it. We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a lawyer."
"*takes long drag from cigarette* *stares off into the distance* *slowly glances down at hand* *lights cigarette*"