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Joke of the Day

"A sheep calls a sex line... Sheep: I'd ram you so hard. Operator: Ewe are a baaaaaad boy!"

"Where's Jesus when you need him. There's only 2 fish sticks left and I've got company coming."

"What's the difference between a bmw driver and a porcupine? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside."

"Enough with the bass jokes. Just drop it. wubwubwub"

"Why didn't Hitler get an A on the math exam? He didn't complete the final solution. I wrote that in my sleep."

"What do you call the sweat on you while you're having sex with your wife's sister? Relative humidity"

"Almost 7 billion people on the planet and I find about 12 of them somewhat tolerable once in a while."

"I was going to post this short, poignant gay joke.. Buttfuck it."

"My resolution? To eat like a normal person, as opposed to my old habit of hate-fucking my mouth with a fork."

"What does a mathematician do about constipation? Sits down and works it out with a pencil."