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Joke of the Day

"Met this chinese guy with the surname Shen. His name's Eric. As in Eric Shen. Have him for more than 4hours, call a doctor!"

"I have this fun drinking game where you take a drink every time you'd like one because you're an adult and you can make decisions yourself."

"It doesn't matter whether you're a bad parent or a bad drug dealer... Because at the end of the day a kid gets smacked."

"i sold all my lizards to buy my girlfriend a Toyota Tundra but she sold her drivers license to buy me a awesome obstacle course for lizards"

"Men are like buses, they won't text me back."

"What is the difference between a epileptic corn husker and a prostitute with diarrhea? The epileptic corn husker shucks between fits."

"Grandma got bussy.... I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69. She said, ""No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."""

"My friend just passed the bar exam. I need lawyer jokes. GO! What can a goose do that a duck can't do that a lawyer won't do? . . . Stick his bill up his ass."

"What do we want? TIME TRAVEL! When do we want it? THAT'S IRRELEVANT!"

"I'm Cherokee and German... I can walk a trail but I can't finish a race."