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Joke of the Day

"What do cannibals put in their soup? Ramen! -------- Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching."

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"Did you hear about a Russian-speaking Indian? He worships a moss cow"
"Him- You're a useless piece of shit.. Me- Show me a useful piece of shit."
"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? 'ell if I know!!!"
"No thanks, babies. If I'm going to let something inside of my body that's going to destroy my figure, it'll be cheese, bread and booze."
"Is it just me? Or does amy schumer look like sarah silvermann sounds?"
"I try not to beat my meat... But sometimes it's hard though"
"""OH MY SWEET GOD BE CAREFUL. OH- OH MY DEAr LORD GOD. HOW? HOW??"" -me watching gymnastics"
"What do radical feminists and Game of Thrones have in common? All men must die."
"I went to a Pantheist forest yesterday. I tried to read the map, but all it said was, ""You are HERE"""