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Joke of the Day
"A woman at my gym has a jellyfish tattoo on her arm. So I peed on her"
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"What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater."
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"What are Holocaust Deniers celebrating timorrow? The Fourth of Jew Lie!!!!"
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"How does one French arsonist flirt with another one? ""Voulez-vous bruler avec moi ce soir?"""